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BEST ONE ROFL !!
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=DA Teddybear In Time
On a sensitive and hard morning, Abe sat in Abe`s bed. It was Valentine's Day and he was all alone. His nipple ached in sorrow for the secret love that he could never share. How could he expect Hojo to love someone with a hot anus?
Sweetly, he began to recite a poem he had composed. "Ah, my love is like a massive stiff dictionary, all on a summer's day. I wish my Hojo would suck me, in his own light way..."
"Do you?" Hojo sat down beside Abe and put his hand on Abe's penis. "I think that could be arranged."
Abe gasped swiftly. "But what about my hot anus?"
"I like it," Hojo said tenderly. "I think it's small."
They came together and their kiss was like jackrabbits in heat.
"I love you," Abe said softly.
"I love you too," Hojo replied and sucked him.
They bought a bat, moved in together, and lived sincerely ever after.
The Battle For The Vaccuum
In Abe`s bed, Abe lsucked his vaccuum. He had been busy with the vaccuum for hours and now wanted nothing more than a tight cuddle or a hard massage from his lover Hojo.
He said this last thought out loud, and all of a sudden his stiff Hojo appeared at the door, grinning sincerely.
"Put down the vaccuum," Hojo said softly. "Unless you want me to suck that vaccuum on your penis."
Abe put down the vaccuum. He was wet. He had never seen Hojo so light before and it made him sensitive.
Hojo picked up the vaccuum, then withdrew a dictionary from his anus. "Don't be so wet," Hojo said with a light grimace. "A bat bit my nipple this morning, and everything became hot. Now with this vaccuum and this dictionary I can softly rule the world!"
Abe clutched his massive nipple sweetly. This was his lover, his stiff Hojo, now staring at him with a light anus.
"Fight it!" Abe shouted. "The bat just wants the vaccuum for his own stiff devices! He doesn't love you, not the tight way I do!"
Abe could see Hojo trembling sweetly. Abe reached out his penis and touched Hojo's anus softly. He was stiff, so stiff, but he knew only his massive love for Hojo would break the bat's spell.
Sure enough, Hojo dropped the vaccuum with a thunk. "Oh, Abe," he squealed. "I'm so tight, can you ever forgive me?"
But Abe had already moved in Abe`s bed. Like jackrabbits in heat, he pressed his penis into Hojo's anus. And as they fell together in a hot fit of love, the vaccuum lay on the floor, sensitive and forgotten.
HOMG ;; that one worked out perfectly ROFL
On a sensitive and hard morning, Abe sat in Abe`s bed. It was Valentine's Day and he was all alone. His nipple ached in sorrow for the secret love that he could never share. How could he expect Hojo to love someone with a hot anus?
Sweetly, he began to recite a poem he had composed. "Ah, my love is like a massive stiff dictionary, all on a summer's day. I wish my Hojo would suck me, in his own light way..."
"Do you?" Hojo sat down beside Abe and put his hand on Abe's penis. "I think that could be arranged."
Abe gasped swiftly. "But what about my hot anus?"
"I like it," Hojo said tenderly. "I think it's small."
They came together and their kiss was like jackrabbits in heat.
"I love you," Abe said softly.
"I love you too," Hojo replied and sucked him.
They bought a bat, moved in together, and lived sincerely ever after.
The Battle For The Vaccuum
In Abe`s bed, Abe lsucked his vaccuum. He had been busy with the vaccuum for hours and now wanted nothing more than a tight cuddle or a hard massage from his lover Hojo.
He said this last thought out loud, and all of a sudden his stiff Hojo appeared at the door, grinning sincerely.
"Put down the vaccuum," Hojo said softly. "Unless you want me to suck that vaccuum on your penis."
Abe put down the vaccuum. He was wet. He had never seen Hojo so light before and it made him sensitive.
Hojo picked up the vaccuum, then withdrew a dictionary from his anus. "Don't be so wet," Hojo said with a light grimace. "A bat bit my nipple this morning, and everything became hot. Now with this vaccuum and this dictionary I can softly rule the world!"
Abe clutched his massive nipple sweetly. This was his lover, his stiff Hojo, now staring at him with a light anus.
"Fight it!" Abe shouted. "The bat just wants the vaccuum for his own stiff devices! He doesn't love you, not the tight way I do!"
Abe could see Hojo trembling sweetly. Abe reached out his penis and touched Hojo's anus softly. He was stiff, so stiff, but he knew only his massive love for Hojo would break the bat's spell.
Sure enough, Hojo dropped the vaccuum with a thunk. "Oh, Abe," he squealed. "I'm so tight, can you ever forgive me?"
But Abe had already moved in Abe`s bed. Like jackrabbits in heat, he pressed his penis into Hojo's anus. And as they fell together in a hot fit of love, the vaccuum lay on the floor, sensitive and forgotten.
HOMG ;; that one worked out perfectly ROFL
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